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Super nasty genome hacking I CANT BELIEVE IT!!... Read more »
Gymrek M, McGuire AL, Golan D, Halperin E, & Erlich Y. (2013) Identifying personal genomes by surname inference. Science (New York, N.Y.), 339(6117), 321-4. PMID: 23329047
The H. P. Lovecraft novella At the Mountains of Madness is a story about scientific hubris, and the insignificance of human achievement when confronted with the vastness that is the cosmos...... Read more »
Gilbert, S., & Zevit, Z. (2001). Congenital human baculum deficiency: The generative bone of Genesis 2:21-23 American Journal of Medical Genetics, 101 (3), 284-285 DOI: 10.1002/ajmg.1387
Humans are the only primates that don’t have bones in their penises (dicks). This beautiful pape proves that this is because God took the penis bone out of Adam to make Eve.
Though hilarious, this pape is actually a work of legit biblical scholarship by my scientific hero, Dr. Scott Gilbert, who literally ........ Read more »
Gilbert, S., & Zevit, Z. (2001) Congenital human baculum deficiency: The generative bone of Genesis 2:21-23. American Journal of Medical Genetics, 101(3), 284-285. DOI: 10.1002/ajmg.1387
Krieger J, Grandy R, Drew MM, Erland S, Stensmyr MC, Harzsch S, & Hansson BS (2012). Giant Robber Crabs Monitored from Space: GPS-Based Telemetric Studies on Christmas Island (Indian Ocean). PloS one, 7 (11) PMID: 23166774
Anybody who knows me will tell you that I have a soft spot in my heart for the hard shell of our fellow crab-man. For all the land-lubbers out there, the crab is a heavily-armored, sideways-running little fellow that specializes in shoveling detritus (= trash) into its adorab........ Read more »
Krieger J, Grandy R, Drew MM, Erland S, Stensmyr MC, Harzsch S, & Hansson BS. (2012) Giant Robber Crabs Monitored from Space: GPS-Based Telemetric Studies on Christmas Island (Indian Ocean). PloS one, 7(11). PMID: 23166774
Although I cannot mask my disappointment that it has taken 2012 years, I am nonetheless ecstatic to report that humankind has collectively figured out how to make four-legged and ten-legged spiders.... Read more »
Schwager, E., Pechmann, M., Feitosa, N., McGregor, A., & Damen, W. (2009) hunchback Functions as a Segmentation Gene in the Spider Achaearanea tepidariorum. Current Biology, 19(16), 1333-1340. DOI: 10.1016/j.cub.2009.06.061
To celebrate the dawn of December, a month of intense introspection and widespread brooding, Sick Papes brings you an exclusive soul-wrenching interview with neuroscientist and celebrity theoretician, Dr. Shaul Druckmann. Shaul’s recent pape (w/ Mitya Chklovskii) suggests a fresh answer to a beguiling question- how does the brain maintain persistent representations despite the fact that neuronal activity is constantly changing?
Personal experience tells us that the brain can maintain stable r........ Read more »
Druckmann, S., & Chklovskii, D. (2012) Neuronal Circuits Underlying Persistent Representations Despite Time Varying Activity. Current Biology, 22(22), 2095-2103. DOI: 10.1016/j.cub.2012.08.058
It is with great ambivalence that we recently learned that Hostess Bakeries, the corporation that coated generations of sniveling youngsters with a thin sticky film of fructose, has permanently extinguished its great roaring Twinkie ovens. Since the Great Depression, the specter of Hostess has haunted the American childhood, transforming many precocious naturalists-to-be into taffy-gargling, scrap-booking diabetic uncles. My own personal savior from the purgatory of Ding-Dong-dom was the health-........ Read more »
Mainen, Z., & Sejnowski, T. (1995) Reliability of spike timing in neocortical neurons. Science, 268(5216), 1503-1506. DOI: 10.1126/science.7770778
First things first: I just want to be totally clear that there is nothing funny about sickness, as it is traditionally defined. Real diseases aren’t a joke, no two ways about that.
But diseases can also reveal some of the really surprising ways that our bodies work. For instance, as many of my distinguished (and currently robo-tripping in the parking lot of a Houston Astro’s game) colleagues have pointed out, we know a lot about how language works from studies of people who have outrageousl........ Read more »
Hanchate NK, Giacobini P, Lhuillier P, Parkash J, Espy C, Fouveaut C, Leroy C, Baron S, Campagne C, Vanacker C.... (2012) SEMA3A, a gene involved in axonal pathfinding, is mutated in patients with Kallmann syndrome. PLoS genetics, 8(8). PMID: 22927827
There is a rumor in the scientific community that, by entering the right combination of keywords and Boolean expressions into PubMed, one can unlock a clandestine trove of high-quality, peer-reviewed, NIH-funded pornography. Although the cipher has not yet been cracked (it’s definitely not “intrinsic+sucking+dynamics-nutritive”), this exercise recently led us to a fetching little pape of disarming sickness.
In 1998, Donald Finan and Steven Barlow embarked on the exploration of the central........ Read more »
Finan DS, & Barlow SM. (1998) Intrinsic dynamics and mechanosensory modulation of non-nutritive sucking in human infants. Early human development, 52(2), 181-97. PMID: 9783819
It’s such a personal fantasy to go from human domestication into genetics into neural circuit physiology.... Read more »
Andersson, L., Larhammar, M., Memic, F., Wootz, H., Schwochow, D., Rubin, C., Patra, K., Arnason, T., Wellbring, L., Hjälm, G.... (2012) Mutations in DMRT3 affect locomotion in horses and spinal circuit function in mice. Nature, 488(7413), 642-646. DOI: 10.1038/nature11399
Bear with me as I share with you a tale of woe. Last summer, I had just taken a bunch of unusually strong hallucinogenic mushrooms when I learned via text-message that my family dog had been killed by coyotes. This obviously would have been devastating news under any circumstances, but given my precarious situation I had to additionally deal with the threat of having a dangerously terrible psychedelic experience. As I teetered on the edge, I received another text message - this one from a dear f........ Read more »
Ng CS, Wu P, Foley J, Foley A, McDonald ML, Juan WT, Huang CJ, Lai YT, Lo WS, Chen CF.... (2012) The chicken frizzle feather is due to an α-keratin (KRT75) mutation that causes a defective rachis. PLoS genetics, 8(7). PMID: 22829773
In his classic song “Heart of a Woman” (Double Up; 2007, Jive/Zumba Records), R. Kelly lays out the list of qualities of women which make them so wonderful:
1) “[Women] take us and lift us up.”
2) “[Women] give us chance after chance and we still find a way to F things up.”
3) “[Women] love us so much our lies become the truth.”
4) “[Women find] a way to smile just to keep from showing [their] hurt.”
I know what you’re thinking: this is definitely a comprehensive list ........ Read more »
Vagin VV, Sigova A, Li C, Seitz H, Gvozdev V, & Zamore PD. (2006) A distinct small RNA pathway silences selfish genetic elements in the germline. Science (New York, N.Y.), 313(5785), 320-4. PMID: 16809489
This hump day, we at Sick Papes bring you an exclusive heart-to-heart poolside chat with Jonathan Charlesworth, the author of a hot-off-the-press pape that was described by one of our Sick Papes interns as, “so-sick-it’ll-make-your-antiobiotic-resistant-staph-infection-feel-like-a-sensuous-spaghetti-squash-rubdown.” Currently AOP in the journal Nature, Jonathan’s pape investigates the neural mechanisms of trial-and-error song learning in the adorable Bengalese Finch. Along with his emin........ Read more »
Jonathan D. Charlesworth,, Timothy L. Warren, & Michael S. Brainard. (2012) Covert skill learning in a cortical-basal ganglia circuit. Nature. DOI: 10.1038/nature11078
Strap in, friends, because I’m about to tell you about the weirdest pape I have ever read [editor’s note: it’s also fucking SICK]. To help prepare for the emotional landscape that you will traverse as you read it, I suggest starting with the following sentence, which comes at the end of the acknowledgements section: “This work was funded by an unrestricted endowment provided S.L.M [the senior author] by an anonymous donor.”
Out of curiosity, reader, what would you do if a masked stran........ Read more »
Kato M, Han TW, Xie S, Shi K, Du X, Wu LC, Mirzaei H, Goldsmith EJ, Longgood J, Pei J.... (2012) Cell-free Formation of RNA Granules: Low Complexity Sequence Domains Form Dynamic Fibers within Hydrogels. Cell, 149(4), 753-67. PMID: 22579281
The weed genome... Read more »
van Bakel, H., Stout, J., Cote, A., Tallon, C., Sharpe, A., Hughes, T., & Page, J. (2011) The draft genome and transcriptome of Cannabis sativa. Genome Biology, 12(10). DOI: 10.1186/gb-2011-12-10-r102
A compelling example of the brain’s dynamic ballsiness (i.e., the ability of neural circuits to learn to detect unfamiliar sensory stimuli), is described in a recent exercise in sickness by the duo of Blackiston and Levin. ... Read more »
Blackiston DJ, & Levin M. (2013) Ectopic eyes outside the head in Xenopus tadpoles provide sensory data for light-mediated learning. The Journal of experimental biology, 216(Pt 6), 1031-40. PMID: 23447666
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